I have more conversations in my head than in real life
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| mom: | who are you texting? |
|---|---|
| me: | my crack dealer |
You’re about as fake as your tits
So you were flat as a board about two weeks ago… And now you what? Grew? HAH.
My god were twenty years old! And you’re already going through unnecessary surgery!
You are truly a joke my friend.
But in the most I feel bad for you, you hate your natural self that much that you paid 16,000 dollars for tits. Shit if take that money and buy shit, not tits.
Anywho, have fun with your fake bewbz. 💋
this covers every argument against gay marriage and completely destroys it this is a very good post
I am glad that this is not what I expected it to be.
this is my favorite post on tumblr
me too <3
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are we just not gonna talk about how the second one is floating?
that’s the power of the gay
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i literally say fuck so often i’m starting to think we need a new word that’s more offensive than fuck
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